As we all look forward to Halloween and all the joys it will soon bring, these folks on Etsy have started making and selling undead Halloween garden gnomes. These abominations will see your plants get dirty and your ordinary garden gnomes running for cover. Your neighbors will definitely love it and your neighborhood real estate value will skyrocket.
If you feel you need a Halloween garden gnome to protect your lawn, check out this Etsy shop, but we have to warn you that these abominations don’t come cheap.